We The Gods

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

(Source: niqabisinparis, via pizza)

15yearold:

*dramatically falls down on my bed after a long day of sitting on the couch*

(Source: 16yrold, via pizza)

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

(via hakununa-matata)

chardonnaymami:

Attitude goals: Rihanna
Ass shaking goals: Rihanna
Style goals: Rihanna
Sexiness goals: Rihanna
Makeup goals: Rihanna
Pussy pat goals: Rihanna
Wife goals: Rihanna
Life goals: Rihanna

(via beyoncevevo)

(Source: epic-vines, via beyoncevevo)

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

(via pursuitofhapppinessss)

PEOPLE’S OPINIONS OF ME

mirandagettingfit:

college-life-crisis:

Acquaintances:

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My best friends:

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accurate

(via laugh-addict)